Stringbean

They met in the school yard. The champion: Paul "Mongo" Smoot. The challenger Adam "stringbean" Glert. AV club captain, Acne-saddled. Challenge issued earlier in the lunch room where Stringbean, after being called "dick-cheese" 236 times in a row by a gloating Mongo, said:

Paul, c'mon

under his breath from a distance of 53 feet while walking away. It was enough. Smoot said:

You're fuckin' dead cunty. 3:15

And so they met. Schoolyard after school. Well attended too. It was May. They all fuckin' walk home in May. Mongo pranced and bragged. Today - people - I destroy the aV captain! There'll be nobody to cue up "Stuart Little", or explain the nuances of PPoint and msword.!! As Mongo expounded, String reached into his EastPac, grabbing a 9-inch ,carbon-black silletto switchblade. Snapping it open with a dry "thk". Mongo boasted on oblivious: Nobody to keep up with...oouh!

He had to stop talking then, as Stringbean had ram-rodded the switchblade to the hilt in Mongo's neck just above his adam's apple, and was now holding him skewered on there like fresh catch.

Wha's that you were sayin'? Huh?! MON-GO?!

asked Glert, then sloughed his fallen enemy off his knife. He ran the flat part up and down his pant leg to clean the blood, an Mongo's legs bopped and booped in response to a haywire death-brain. There was black blood pouring and flowing from both eyes, his nose, his mouth.String stood over him : I didn't hea...Ooop!

And Stringbean had stop talking, beacause Mongo's brother Sam "Smitty" Smoot had transitted a machete through his spine from the back. Glert looked down in amazement at the bloody metal blade now protruding from his chest. He hacked out a stinky gout of arterial blood:

..This geek killed my brother in cold blood, you all saw it!

Said Smitty Smoot. Adding:

I demand...

But he had to stop speaking. The crowd surged forward and fell on him They punched and clawed at his face. They pulled his clothes off. They pulled his arms off! They bent his calfs the wrong way on his knees.They pulled and jerked him into pieces Then ripped the pieces into pieces.They rent the skin and meat from the bones and ate them, waited,shit them out, ate them again. They crawbarred his head until it looked like a skunk that'd been run over by a Sherman tank.

Then a giant orgy broke out....Everybody in the highschool fucked everybody else in a massive pig-pile of sexing flesh. They rubbed cum and blood all around. They fucked every hole on every corpse. Then, slowly they came to their senses. One by one they started to move off, retreating from the horrific scene and heading home. The days and weeks that followed were - naturally - full of questions and prying eyes. Even so, nobody who was there would ever say a thing about what happened or why. years and years later, participants in the schoolyard goings-on that day would see eachother, just walking down the street, or at the supermarket, and be overcome with laughter. Amazed at what they'd seen and what they'd been.