So that’s how that came about?
That’s it
Really…
You sound skeptical
I guess I am skeptical
Yes I guessed that.
Tell me again…
OK, it’s all because of the wine.
The wine
They were gassed
Yes.
They had been in there the better part of a day remember.
Since 12, and now it’s 4-5?
4-5 at least when this happens.
OK so...
OK so It’s Peter who starts asking about a last miracle. But he’s really pass/agg about it. He’s drunk but not drunk enough. He says like: "So Jesus…What, no big sendoff? And he tried to laugh it off but…
But
But Jesus is…all of a sudden he’s like really serious. And slowly they’re all looking at Jesus and Pete. And those to are staring at each other. And Pete’s like “What Jesus? What is it? What the fuck?”
He said “fuck”?
I dunno - But he’s like “What ?” and Jesus says “There is one last thing…I was gonna leave it off the triptych but since you ask…”
Hmmmf.
Yeah, and so Peter thinks It’s about him, and he’s freaking, so he just sits and he’s waiting for Jesus to say something else. And they just sat there for like 5 minutes with nobody saying anything.
Think that’s when they took the picture?
Shut the fuck up. So after five whole minutes go by, and it’s silent, all of a sudden Jesus says “we gotta go outside. And somebody’s gotta get me a rabbit."
So now they're all outside, and Peter and Judas go over to this guys house and they come back with a rabbit. Jesus takes the rabbit. He holds up the rabbit. Then he let’s the rabbit down on the ground gently and he starts rubbing the rabbit. The apostles all think “Fuck, I guess we gotta know about this rabbit now” and they start crowding around. They wanna touch it and shit! Jesus says “stand away” and they all jump back. That’s when Jesus reaches down and picks up the rabbit and there it is!
There it is?
Yeah!
There what is?
A fuckin’ egg!
Hmmf.
A fucking chicken fuckin’ egg. the rabbit laid it.
Uh huh.
That is some shit that you will not find in any book, or bible or anything
Nope. So now, the rabbit shit out a chicken egg.
Fuck no! The egg was from through it’s vagina.
Huh.
Yeah, and - I can’t believe it, I almost forgot to tell you the craziest part: Fuckin’ it was a VIRGIN. The rabbit was not…It had not been fucked by other rabbits.
Maybe a chicken though?
No man - Nothing fucked it.
So it was a virgin birth.
Yeah. It was a virgin birth, and that’s where that whole thing on Easter is from with the eggs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
